me: i have a bruise
me: i’m going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
(Source: koreancracker, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
You’re like:
(Source: loksie)
When your crush just updated a new profile picture
22 DAY BEATLE CHALLENGE | Day 20: Favorite Beatles Concert
└ Shea Stadium
(via diaamonds-arent-forever)
(Source: meme4u, via sniper-joe)
| *cute boy walks past* | |
| me: | no wait come back i love you |
Shit
can i use protein to replace all threePretty sure that’s how you’re suppose to do it, Zack.
(Source: gotfitspo)
(Source: liquidconfidence, via eyelluminati)
(via diaamonds-arent-forever)
(Source: monica-geller, via spotoftea-andsarcasm)
(Source: dreamingmoon09, via spotoftea-andsarcasm)
| Me: | Mom, I have cramps. What can I take? |
|---|---|
| Mom: | Here, take 2 of these. *Hands me bottle* |
| Me: | *Opens bottle; takes 5* |
| Mom: | What the hell are you doing!? Do you want to knock yourself out!? |
| Me: | Yes |
| Mom: | |
| Me: | |
| Mom: | |
| Me: | Goodnight mother |
texting
me: hey can you pick me up from my friends house?
mum: k wat tym shud i pik u up x
(Source: pisceo, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Canadians, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.
